Spot the Unintended Jokes

SCENE 1:

My husband went to get something from the kitchen while our baby girl, Aisyah, followed closely behind him. When he finally came back and 'secured' a place in front of the tv, Aisyah was still nowhere to be seen, and suddenly...

Aisyah's voice: Wa..
Mama: Aisyah...come.
Aisyah's voice: Wa..argghhh~ wa~
Mama: Aisyah, come here.
Aisyah's voice: Wa..Argghh~wargh wargh wargh, huaaaaaa~~~
Aisyah's voice: Haarrrghh!! (Cried)

But as the scream grew louder and weirder, Papa rushed to the kitchen. But later, came back half... laughing!
Papa: Dia pijak nasi melekat kat kaki, sebiji jer punn..
(She stepped on a rice, that's all)



SCENE 2:

We were watching Naruto on that Thursday evening. There was this scene where naruto was fighting a demon (who was possessing a girl) in a seemingly endless fight, since the demon can only be defeated by the girl's strong will herself. So Naruto did everything to get rid of it but in vain.

Right in the middle of that fighting scene, cik S went to check for something in the kitchen. She came back to find out that the demon was long gone and asked me,

Cik S: So, how did they manage to get rid of the demon?
Me: How?

I was thinking of the right answer to that..Err..How do you normally describe a fighting scene? This simple question demanded a tough and long answer. And how on earth can i make it shorter?

Cik S: How did he finally do it?
Me: Err... like this
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Yup, you are right, i gave her that naruto hand seals , in my own version la. Cik S was stunned for a few seconds, but then, she bursted into 'uncontrollable' and crazy laugh that i was wondering if those were tears that i saw in her eyes. Then i realized something, i sure looked funny, a lady showing that hand seals, and in pyjama.


SCENE 3:

He'd been teaching three classes, attending another two classes every weekdays, and teaching another 7-hour-class on (almost) every Saturday. A total of what? 18 to 25hours per week? Huh~ Sounds really tiring, kan?

However, started from last week, Thursday could be considered as an off day for him (to catch a breath) since the head of department had distributed a portion of 4 hrs from his workload to the other staff.

So he was as happy as you could imagine, keep mentioning how relief he was and how good the feeling was, and called from his office few times to 'remind' me of that. Even later that night, dia masih tersenyum-senyum gembira dan ulang-ulang menyebut kegembiraannya itu.

At around 10.45pm, he asked me
"Do you want to come with me to the office, we can take Aisyah for a (night) walk."
"Why? Do you need to take something from the office? Cant you just go a bit earlier tomorrow, to do whatever you need to do now?"
"Actually, I forgot to didn't scan my attendance yet!"
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